oh god the rape fog is back!
well we can cross tagging a chick in a movie theatre off the list of things to do before we die
feel weird hangin out with you now that i've eaten your sister out
Jack off faster Americas best dance crew is beyonce themed
Soo I have a handle of 100 proof captain, cupcakes, and nothing to get up for in the morning.. This blizzard is shaping up to be a great night.
You passed out in the bathroom with the door locked. Had to take a shit in your litter box. Don't worry, your cat buried it for me.
She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
cliffnotes. writing studyguide on last pack of smokes. glad this semester is over.
passed a homeless guy with a sign that read "420 vetran" we gave him a bowl of bud
All I remember is waking up with 3 penises pointed at my face. I also remember enjoying that a lot. And then I threw up in their shower.
Been in bed for 16 hours. Haven't eaten in 18 hours. Haven't pissed in almost 20 hours. Fuck you Stacey and your former reign as laziest bitch. I got the title now.
He spelled Steven with "ph", needless to say my nose was almost bleeding from the amount of axe he was wearing.
I told her I was dressed as a gag reflex judge.....she won, literally hands down.
I don't want to get pregnant doggy style. That's sad.
Mandatory face masks - finally, a solution for lip augmentation failures and bad breath.
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