If it were my dying wish, would you come over 2nite 2 save me?:):):) wana come anyways?
He just left - my room smells like that cheese they put on nachos and cigarettes and beef
Yo quero taco bell
Honestly I wish you never came into my life. I know I don't want you. But I keep trying to get you back bc of the memories
I don't see you I see the memories. All the time
I don't remember. Are we still dating?
I left a bag of circus animal cookies in my car all day. they melted together into on giant cookie. this could either be the best or worst thing ever
So i closed my laptop as i started to fall off my bed and then i caught myself and realized that moment of catching myself is the difference between tuesday and friday.
Also I think my taxi driver may have just died and we just happen to be on a 35 mph cruise control on 395...
We fucked in his mom's shower and all I could think about was being too old to be sneak banging while someone's mom was out of town and how much mildew was on the shower curtain. Fuck you, Adulthood.
You can wear my underwear. It'll be like old times.
Everyone here is taking crazy amounts of mescaline and I'm just over here like hey have you tried the pretzel rolls mmm
I just want to sing to him and rub baby oil on his head
Would I be crazy if I drove 1,000 miles for some dick? What mile does it become ridiculous?
I want you to worship my cock.
That's not how you start a conversation.
She looked like a cross between Jesus and John Lennon. So I fucked her. I feel majestic and powerful.
when I finally convinced you to get off the floor you looked at me wild-eyed and said "the carpet was a VAST EXPANSE OF SEA"
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