coke and sex party at dan's
im watching greys anatomy with megan...
wha-pishhh
mmm whisky
reminds me of losing my job
he just tried to lick my eyebrow. thats the deal breaker.
sometimes i wish i could find another girl that loves my dick as much as she does
i feel like she has dreams of it being like a person saying hey lets go play
you kept begging me not to tell anyone you had been a bat in another life
Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
and now I know what throwing up pineapple chunks is like.
Yeah, we had those soaking in vodka for like 36 hours
outstanding.
I just made a 90's Nickelodeon TV theme song power hour mix...I don't want to build it up but your head might explode
Dude turns out her best friend is lesbian...there is no wingman for this situation
Her thighs are so strong. I thought my head was gonna get crushed when I was eating her out
She just asked me if I was looser "in the vagina" than her. While gyrating.
Cops just came and got two guys out of my class. I can't do college. Seriously cannot rage at this school anymore.
YOU HAVE BEEN BAD TOUCHED BY THE LEPRECHAUN OF CHOICES
You tried to prove you weren't drunk by loudly singing the romanian national anthem. Why the fuck do you even KNOW the romanian national anthem?
You can't be mad... I'm letting you jerk off in my parents shower
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