but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
Even Lady Gaga hates Purdue
The more my room-mate speaks, the more I notice that she was home schooled.
just fit an iguana in a condom...have pics
The musician playing at the bar just puked inside his acoustic guitar, then sang an encore performance. I love Louisa!!!!
Studying for the exam.. Identifying the portraits using phrases like "large penis"
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
He deleted all his profile pics with her. It was like the bat signal for single women everywhere.
ARE YOU GOING TO SACRIFICE YOUR LIFE FOR MCDONALDS HASHRBOWNS
I plan on being naked for at least 2/3 of the wedding.
sometimes, you gotta take him by the hands like tails took sonic, and fly him into the bedroom.
I'm happy in my shell. My shell which consists of keeping guys in the friend zone and me masturbating...
We could have a classy candlelight sonic dinner with fireball cocktails if you leave now. Twat tickler centerpieces.
Let's celebrate our freedom by getting high and doing stupid shit.
Got an egg Mcmuffin combo, and put the hash brown in the sandwich. That level of hungover
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