Just wondering why in an apartment full of stoners there is half a waffle in the TRASH CAN. get ur shit together man
I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
Fuck him tonight for the both of us. We're still tag-teaming in spirit.
Why don't we skip the roadtrip entirely, save us the trip, and go straight to jail?
This is a test of Andrews drunk texting, had this been an actual drunk text, all the words would be spelled incorrectly and would be missing key verbs and nouns, followed by a request to not get fired.
That's how I like my men: traumatized and crying in a ball
Seriously. Texted me 4 times and that didn't wake me up so he nicely called and left a voicemail saying he WOULD call me 8 times. So when he called back I answered.
The band last night was really good
That was definitely karaoke. Guess that answers my follow up question on how drunk you were.
So apparently when I'm drunk and want water I pant like a dog and expect to have water given to me..
Someone explain why I'm twerking in my bathroom right now before a charity run
When a guy invites you to dinner and breakfast the next day it's implied that he's going to make some sweet loving in betwixt correct?
i dunno, a lot of my childhood feels like a drugged up fever dream
We both shit in the same closet in Santa Fe. Nothing is sacred anymore.
Im about to get an ultrasound of my balls. I hate waiting. Its the worst.
Sorry I totally pulled a home invasion on you last night
That was super inconsiderate of me
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