Had a 3 sum last night, and today food just taste better and the air seems so much fresher!
I told her at least we still had each other. That's when she started crying.
i'm laying naked in your bed you should probably come home
move.
You drunk yet?
Nope. Give me two hours then delete my texts before you read them.
Cant make any promises.
Today is definitely a "stand over the toilet and pee through the opening at the bottom of my boxers" kind of day.
I guess the silver lining is that having a big dick really comes in handy when you're hungover.
It's a mixed blessing.
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
I think a kid would responsible me up
Though I feel a moral obligation to take you there, point out all of the male supervisors and slap you on the wrist and yell, "NO!!"
I don't think a gay three way is the best way to confirm your sexuality.
Is "I want you to destroy my insides" too forward?
Your final is gonna be as easy for you as getting into straight girls' pants is for me.
In retrospect, vomiting out of a moving vehicle on the third date should have been a deal breaker
well, you know. whores of a feather.
Apparently I called down to the hotel front desk and begged them to bring us pizza. They brought us tea.
Come over here. Bongs and porn. I found the promised land
Randomize
