i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
i was born a porn star she said
I have on cowboy boots and a ten gallon hat. I'd say I'm a little past tipsy
I told him I'd give him a BJ if he admited Hanson was good.
i don't care what you say, the winery is open and 10am is NOT too early to go barrel tasting
My lips are sealed. Both pairs.
I dunno. The only plans I have for sure after finals are smoking a bowl and eating a 5 pound gummy bear. btw I bought a 5 pound gummy bear
Let me know when ur ready so I can throw up one last time then brush my teeth
when he pulled his cock out I told him he'd brought a knife to a sword fight
Jk. Anyone who everbeers with me is my type.
The DJ was throwing glowsticks into the crowd and managed to smack one guy in the face with them
Hey I'm sorry for head butting you last night. Personally I thought it was funny at the time, but I can see how from your perspective it may not have been as enjoyable for you... Hope your lip is okay.
Did you just tell me you watch cartoon porn because it's more real?
When we left, you were on your third beer. When we came back to grab you, you had a pint glass half full of whiskey and had convinced the band to give you a microphone.
Good news!! I can adult!! 😂 turning down the strip club on a weeknight has become my crowning achievement ðŸ˜ðŸ˜‚
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