I'm gonna do things to you that will make the neighbors want to move.
her voice honestly makes me want to vomit. i have springsteen cranked up all the way.
You know it's time to leave Spain when you are back and forth between Skype and a Spanish dictionary trying to figure out out to say "I can still smell you on my skin."
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
just googled chastity belt to see if it really exist..
I saw Winona at my church today. She has boobs, now.
Miracles do happen.
just woke up to a get well card i wrote myself when i was drunk. it was by the advil. i am a cocky bitch.
IF SOMEONE ASKS YOU IF YOU WANT THE GOOD DRUGS YOU SAY YES.
just walked past the recycling bin in class, there's keystone cans in it. go cougs.
you stumbled up the stairs in your heels, pulled 23 one-dollar bills out of your bra and then went and puked in the toilet. didnt say a single thing to me the whole time
Giiiirl. Just had a BM that almost killed me.
do you remember yelling out "insecurity makes my pussy dry!" unnecessarily loud at the bar?
So vagazzling was a success
I had the good sense not to tell her that my summer goal is to get fucked by a med student while wearing a party dress and sparkly shoes
My face is going numb. I think it's time I call it quits
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