Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
Is it bad that we're talking like nothing happened?
Ah. Blossoming love after wild blackout drunk sex.
Weekdays seemed more exciting when I had a drinking problem. Like I had something to look forward to at night.
I incognito puked under the VIP table. Did Jersey proud.
Found out last night that "Everclear" is Spanish for "shit got weird"...
I'm going to pound you from behind over a table at the bar while I pull your hair and call you a whore...please pass along that message to Rob
Look, opening a Guinness with a steak knife and nearly cutting your finger off to make another carbomb is always a good idea.
I was like a migrating bird last night. Navigating on pure instinct. Don't remember how... but I made it home.
You were walking away to pee and as you were undoing your belt you looked at me and said "the belt is off. the game is on. Remever that."
look in the field by the highway and see if there is a high heel there. Or some Taco Bell bags.
eating on the run again ?
Laying in bed nude eating a Big Mac with a cat. It's gonna be a good year.
Im just confused who has their mom break up with someone
SHE MASTURBATED TO THE THOUGHT OF ME HAVING AN ALL DUDE THREESOME WITH HER EX BOYFRIENDS.
There are regrets.. and there are RAGRETS
You were in no condition to manage a 3-way.
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