Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
The highlight of my Saturday night was singing along to the sound of music alone in my room.
You saying I have a drinkingg problem is like saying Superman has a flying problem.
Since when does wearing a condom and going down on me make someone a gentlemen?
i can barely afford taco bell don't think a baby is in the budget
I can't believe im sexting my roommate. This is really what my life has come to
I'm afraid to text her because most of the time she just replies with "cockblock."
First day of class and I'm in a bar drinking pitcher #3. Foreshadowing?
Walked up in time to hear him say "you saw I was in a relationship on facebook? So why are you holding my nuts?" To her. That's loyalty man
I feel like you just railed me after that sext
I don't want a mention or even a whisper of a Shakespeare Festival by that or any other name including, but not limited to, a fucking Renaissance Fair. Are we clear? It will be a DEALBREAKER .
I feel like too many of my sentences start of with "Hey, fuckface!"
Im covered in coffee vomit and urine and none of which are mine
Like, my vagina is jet-lagged.
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