I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive
wats the point then?
LETS GET FUCKED UP IN ONESIES TONIGHT.
I worry about you sometimes...
It took you an unbelievable amount of time to realize that your ass was on fire.
woke up this morning with a pool of champagne in my purse. apparently i was saving it for later.
More likely there's a very shell-shocked cat wandering around somewhere, covered in potato peelings
Ask him about a girl named Meg then give a disappointed and disapproving face.
You expect me to find someone in two days who I feel comfortable enough with to ask them to get drunk and go play in foam with me?
I've decided I want to blow you wearing a santa hat.
Aren't rabbit ears more seasonally appropriate?
Her fortune said that she will soon be free. She's taking her bra off at the table.
Of course I will... FYI I just gave my balls a crew cut.
Come to Des Moines on Saturday, handcuff yourself to me and drink a bottle of vodka
someone in the elevator just told me i looked like a struggle but i smell very pretty..
Ladies don't puke and tell
Why do I have this feeling like this is heading in a slightly threesome-y direction
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