Google if cops ever smoke weeds and then bust them. I need to know immidiately.
you announced to the whole room that instead of shaving you were planning to start straightening and then braiding your pubes. awkward silence followed by everyone leaving.
I hate drunken dyslexia, i thought she said "someone to do" not "something to do" long story short i now have a restraining order.
she won't take no for an answer... no matter what language i said it in
I just saw her punch a kid in the face.. i always knew she was the girl for me.
He poured syrup on all those broken dishes because "syrup is magical, and by the time we wake up, they'll be fixed."
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
I think we need to find a happy medium between fried food and dicks. This could end badly.
Can you explain to me how i got kicked out of a bar last night, from outside the bar?
She texted her brother about how much she loved his hot tub. He responded three days later that he wasn't aware he owned a hot tub.
$5 off purchases of eighths or more today only. Happy tax-free weekend. -Your consumer-minded pot dealer
I would feel bad sleeping with her unless all of her personalities were on board with it.
dude she got out of bed and definitely took a shit then checked her stomach out in the mirror and whispered "well that probably took off five pounds"
Drunk logic "let's go outside in front of the bar to get sick"
It's always appealing to be able to say to someone "I banged your mom"
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