if there is a rhyme for it it must be true
I want to fuck you on the side of the bed tonight.
babe, don't say it like that!
I'm sorry, I want to penetrate you on the edge of our sleeping quarters this evening.
My T9 text prediction thing keeps predicting every next word is going to be "midgets".
I have another pimple on my ass cheek.
I'll be there in 10 minutes.
We need to talk about our relationship.
I just won a bet involving 10 tequila shots. You've got about 3 minutes
the amount of times i have wished for a boxed wine emoticon is almost alarming. almosttt
I just found that video of you jumping onto my exercise ball feet-first and face-planting into my shoe rack.
Well, my nose won't stop bleeding from really bad cocaine and my purse is full of plastic gold coins. Also, someone saved in my phone as "tyrannosaurus sex" won't quit texting me. Savannah won. Let's put it that way.
Irrelevant. Does he have queso? That's the real question.
How much more is Amanda Bynes going to rip out our hearts?!?!?
It will be interesting
Isn't that your life's motto?
The whole bar erupted and in happiness and confusion as I went on about pancakes.
My life. Always pantsless and occasionally topless.
This girls ass literally just fell out of her jeans in front on me on the escalator. Going commando on a Monday morning is a bold move.
He passed out while I was riding him but stayed hard long enough for me to orgasm. He definitely earned the blow job I’m going to wake him up with in the morning!
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