STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
please quote me on this- the only thing worse than being ugly is being ugly and thinking that you're pretty
I think I could pass a breathalyzer. But with like a C.
i remember getting really pissed off when you wouldn't let me sleep in the garage with your cat.
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
A kid in my class brought a George Foreman and cooked food mid lecture. When the prof found out, all the kid did was ask if he wanted some.
the campus cop used the word depravity in our citation.
You have not lived until you've seen your mother stumble into the house with one shoe on mumbling incoherently about tequila cupcakes.
And I think short bridesmaids dresses are the best idea especially for bathroom sex
its warm now so i can go back to sleeping with guys based on their fuckability rather than how much warmth they generate.
I'm stealing this baby.
Well I always support illegal activity but where would you put it?
How was it playing wingman?
I feel like I was rockys coach watching him get the shit beaten out of him by Apollo creed
Chris used to fill up a Camel Back for thirsty Thursday. God I really miss him, do you remember when he gets out of jail?
Also my roomate used some of my condoms so she gave me her hummus. Great trade
When are you getting back?
Well google maps doesn't have an estimated time for crawling... Could be days
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