People with herpes should wear stickers.
And hes hitting me with his balls, really hard.
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
sarcasm needs its own font
Who spends 33 dollars at Taco Bell and lives???
She got all mad because she said it was "unprofessional" to tell my manager to go fist herself.
My mom said "I don't want to fund your drug problem" so she gave me a gift card to the book store. I now have a 420 page book on growing weed.
i just ate a whole pizza and threw it back up in the time span of 13 minutes. give me the number to guiness book of world records.
Definitely want to eloquently cunt punt those bitches thru the field goals of life.
cocks speak louder than words, as they say
Nobody says that.
My hands are stained pink. I look like I fisted a muppet.
Omg I literally just wanna sleep with you right now. Like actual sleep. Not sex. Well maybe. But sleep first
There's something about a foam party that makes freshman want to turn their lives into full blown shit shows. And I'm ok with the fact I am one of those.
Goat in kitchen.....explanation?....
one of my students asked me today if i was having a baby. fuckin 4 year olds and their lack of filter. time to get back to the gym i guess
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