Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
So remember when i bet you that girl uses dick to validate her existence?
...yea
She's valid.
my vagina's been through so much this weekend
you mean so much has been through your vagina this weekend?
Woke up to sesame street reruns and a $62 pizza bill. Never again. I mean it this time.
He was pretty out of it. He heard crickets outside, and thought it was the laptop. So he put his ear to it, rubbed the keyboard, and said "tell me your secrets."
We didn't need to cut her off. I'm pretty sure the lit candle she almost drank would have done it for us
The best part is when you puked in your slurpree and the 7 eleven guy still made you pay for it
I just want you to sit on my face and to tell you you're pretty. Most girls would leap at this opportunity.
I am on a roof. I'm not sure which one, or why, or how, but I am on a roof and you should come get me. I can see info classrooms!
There's jello in my purse I have a mysterious glow stick and didn't sleep with anyone my god I'm 3 for 3 tonight
that's where you went wrong. never assume I'm adult enough to do something on my own.
what could you have possibly accomplished by watching 6 hours of a mythbusters marathon
well, i added sex in a wind tunnel to my bucket list
Yes we can sext. I'm taking my socks off.
Wanted to let you know I hooked up with your brother.
i thought he was gay wtf
Girl in front of me just swan dove into the middle of the carpeted hallway, stood up, clapped for herself, and then continued walking. My life is complete.
Randomize
