No, I'm talking to this Chinese girl. Can't understand a word she's saying, but i think i caught the word vagina a few times.
Is it bad everytime a fat person orders fraps I want to tell them to slow their rolls
I basing my decision on whether or not to date someone on whether I could imagine having sex with them sober
never. drinking. again.
lets not get ahead of ourselves.
found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
Your texting shows a blood alcohol level of .12
Took out half a tooth with a handle of jim beam last night. Apparently I can't walk and chug bourbon at the same time
So if a girl goes for it you're gonna stop her and tell her you gave up ejaculation for lent?
I think I just cured my dogs munchies
Give me a reason to not spend the rest of my evening high watching dogs 101 videos
You also spilled beer on my dog and tried to wipe it off with a paper towel but he kept getting away from you.
Now it's a thing. He's kind of a creeper and now he's lotioning me. This is going to turn into a Buffalo Bull situation.
how early is too early to start drinking over the gilmore girls revival
This is a question I thought I'd never have to ask. How many hits of acid did you give your dad tonight?
The best part of being a lesbian? If I'm late for work at a hookup's place I can use her make up and peace out. Well and all the sex of course.
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