gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
I think im going to throw up on grandma
moral of the story: I'm going to stab everyone
I shaved my pubes to make my cock look like it has a lions mane. to surprise the girl that works at the zoo when she comes over.
I swear a good massage is the easiest way in my pants.
Not that there's a hard way... but you know what I mean.
I can't tell if I miss summer or 5 times a day sex more.
I have a theory he's part Neanderthal
I'd say you were a shitshow. Playing floating beer pong in the pool you kept filling other people's cups with pool water and laughing to yourself.
The drug dealer had chickens in his house so I know it was good stuff.
I don't think it's food poisoning, I think it's cause you cooked it over burning styrofoam
I shaved my entire vagina for a man who had the personality of a potato and a C- orgasm. Life is a series of disappointments.
Are you serious?! She sent a pizza instead of showing up?!
She did indeed. Papa Johns. It helped because I was super hangry. That bitch is smart!
i'm drinking soco out of a mickey mouse cup right now. i love it when college and my childhood meet in the middle.
i think i puked but i couldve been a dream and i may have madeout with a 20 something guy infront of my managers...also possible dream.
In hindsight I shouldn't have been blasting Antichrist Superstar if I didn't want to seem suspicious driving up to a Catholic church
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