My insides feel lik shag carpet. It is awesome
Even Lady Gaga hates Purdue
when she started singing "you look better when im drunk" to my cat i realized it was time to take her home
my fake id says im a 34 yr old russian lady ... how is this working
she said "i got this" and then fell on her face. within grabbing distance of the wall and her boyfriend
IF CHARLIE SCHEEN CAN DO IT I CAN DO IT IM A PROFESSONAL
Just had to pull out another loan to pay for that public drunkenness citation. I am so ready to graduate.
wine pong. its mother daughter day and i think she's mad. I smell like jager
He has what he calls a "Ben Franklin". It's a pubic hairdo based on the man himself; long on the sides and bald in the middle.
do you want me to tag you in the pics from the party?
Hmm. Use your judgment. Bootlicking pics are probably not ok. Otherwise fine.
I just sent a bad sext to my sister. There's not even a way to damage control this, is there?
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
Checking out a dudes' nachos instead of the dude #foreveralone
you never un-have a 4some
sex on acid sucks though, i want to connect with the universe not your dick.
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