You don't need id to drink rum in an alley.
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
I'm watching Terminator eating a jar of marshmallow fluff. Trust me, you are not fat.
I even resorted to pole dancing with the street sign. I have an extra $20 now because I think people were paying me to leave.
Today I learned you can't titshake with a corset on.
I'm sorry. I really don't see what's wrong with pregaming before a wine tasting.This champagne won't drink itself.
The wine tasting is just for charity anyways...
Doing lines and watching a show on hot dogs around the world ... Why do I do this to myself
Apparently after taking body shots off of a guy i haven't seen since 1st grade, i ate a stick of butter, showed everyone my tampon string, and fell off the boat. my uggs belong to the sea now
Of course... Double fistin nati light cuz the powers out and it cuts down the times i gotta open the fridge... Genius
Holy shit there is too much Taco Bell here to talk to you
I'm not letting you use my bathroom unsupervised anymore. You peed in the sink thinking it was a urinal...
Can you bring me some underwear? I feel uncomfortable going underwear less at a Remembrance Day ceremony.
Not to play devil's advocate, but, considering how our species has evolved so far... I'm kinda rooting for the sun on the whole heat death thing.
I love standing in line at rite aid for 10 minutes being forced to talk to my ex's mom about life while I'm holding nothing but yeast infection cream
I'm drunkenly throwing popcorn at a spider, fuck him. Why does his scary 8 legs get to be happy?
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