So I'm sober and underage, being hit on by a groom-to-be with braces...is it a bad thing that I'm enjoying it?
What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
lets have sex before this no shave november shit gets outta hand.
Great, now justin bieber is gonna sing a song about chile
Afterwards she kept poking it and saying "it looks so sad and small" I dont know if I wanted to reach this state in our relationship...
Can you pinpoint the moment you decided it was acceptable to trade blow jobs for beers or was it a gradual slide?
A guy dressed like Jesus just gave me a mini keg. Prayers really do come true.
There are very few times i will succumb to laying naked on my bathroom floor. But lastnight is a resonable enough cause.
Sure. But we have to be quiet.
Ninja mode activated
I'm at the local community college pretending to be a substitute for a computer applications class
Get his dick out of your ass and put on some pants we're here
Idk how much vodka is on these pants but I'm gonna wear them anyway: the biopic
You fell asleep on the toilet and he was like uh should I take her off?
I just remember banging him and then at some point I went and took a shower and went and laid in the closet
Please explain the hospital band on my wrist.
Randomize
