She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
just found his boxers balled up inside my tights, hidden in my freezer. damn i love college.
i guess this means i'm going to be wearing knee socks during sex again
My mom woke me up in a bubble bath this morning.
Did we literally take a cab across the street
He smells so good today
Seriously, back away from the sexual harrasment suit.
I think the threesome was inevitable when she walked out in nothing but his boxers followed by him completely naked.
I'm sitting at work trying to dust glitter off my pants. I can't hang out with her anymore.
Ps I got my nipple pierced. You're just gonna have to accept me for the tool I am and I don't wanna hear any shenanigans.
On duty sugar tits. A Marine never abandons his post to take nudi pics.
I'm using the house around the corner that my parents rent out to people as a means of getting sex. I just tell them I'm going for a walk and just invite my next hook up over
I'm like still hungover from the quinceanera.
Instead of a fine and a few hours in jail he chose to get tasered, break his neck and shit his pants
What am I even going to do with 20 more jello shots? And don't say give them to the cat
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