Yup u can hook up with me now and not goto jail
I would dunk an oreo in her breast milk
He told me he wanted to break up so he could get "closer to God."
Does God suck his dick?
if I want to go home with a foreign boy, please feel free to let me go, sober me gives you permission to let drunken me do it
No one understands that once a girl pours a handle of smirnoff all over herself, clearly she is wasted
We need to reprogram your vagina to say "no"
You ass. You're not the one who bought me flowers, so obviously you will not be the recipient of the blow job of gratitude.
I just wanted to let u know that I called the taco people and informed them what the fuck is up.
No one should ever have to Neosporin their nipples. At least he apologized.
Would 7 layered rainbow jello shots entice you?
My Sundays are fucking awful. Can't get a blow job.....can't get a win.
I'm rolling and just noticed that the thread count on these sheets is horrendous.
Just a couple of adults talking about cum shots at 8am on presidents day
Dude there's ten thousand dollars worth of damage to the kids house and three thousand in stolen property and his dog is missing he is pissed
If I give him back his dog do you think he'll invite me to the next party
It's next to that place that has cock fighting.
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