What should i be more turned off about... his massive collection of condoms or that he asked me to sign my name by number 68 on the list posted on his wall?
I think the two go hand in hand.
she's got a whisker from her dead cat taped to the wall. I'm pretty sure that about sums it up...
We started making out, then he decided to get naked, put on a condom, and proceed to dry hump my leg, sweat pants and all, until he blew his load. I thought this was college. I immediatly left claiming I can't sleep in other people's rooms. He didn't even bother taking off my hoodie.
the girl walking home behind me started yelling and pointing "i want an ass like hers!" i feel vaguely accomplished.
dude, i turned on the light and asked if they were ok and they STILL didn't stop. Most determined sex EVER.
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
Its a good night to get drunk in my onesie.
Also I just learned you, Samantha, and I three-way made out at my Halloween party. News to me.
Making cookies for neighbors. Spill beer all over dough. Bake anyways. From good neighbors back to the shitty college kids next door in under 3 seconds.
I know more about this girls vagina than I know about her personality
I found my limit. I will not, in fact, blow my 78 year old professor for an A in his class.
An d I'd rather cry while putting a waffle in my mouth than cry on my pillow, ya feel me?
Best day ever, my junk is bigger than Kate Uptons boyfriends. Yay for Fappening day!
Oh my god I'm in a public bathroom with a space heater. I never want to leave
I think I'd rather see her get hit by a car in one of those Russian dash cam videos on YouTube.
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