Who said anything about talking that was a booty call
I'm just gonna be the bigger person here and say I want you inside me
trying to imitate man vs food after 12 shots doesnt mean youll get laid
She passed out in the backyard, making "face down" snow angels ... so they could have a smile.
On the bright side I still get a $20 referral bonus at the plasma center even though he passed out during donation because he was so high.
He said he was trying to live vicariously through me. I didn't have the heart to tell him that meant he was vicariously fucking his best friend.
To be honest i'm almost glad he got arrested. His girlfriend and i kept making out so i'm pretty sure the alternative was a threesome. Now we're just the trashy girls who visit him in jail.
I just found a 2 minute video on my phone of you throwing up in a fake plant.
once again, we need to groom him to be a better human being. using liquor and tits.
I seriously think the toilet is the cleanest thing in their house. At least if I have to worry its not about that.
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
he said he was going grocery shopping but when he came back all he had was a jumbo bag of pancake mix and case of beer.
the essentials, lol
She said, after pronouncing how sober she was, and I quote 'Take this bag, it's so heavy it's like 500 degrees! Wait, is it time to go? Can I run? I think I can run!' Then she ran away.
Yep that's the face of someone whose dick I would put in my mouth without hesitation
Did I tell you that I told him I deleted his dick pics and he almost started crying?
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