Ryan Reynolds porn could be a WMD. Have a giant TV on the front of your tank, and just drive around playing it. Everyone dies of orgasm overload.
That's it. Iraq is done. Everyone dies, game over man.
theres a boy scout troop on my plane. right now theyre playing wilderness games. let me just tell you how excited i am to hit on all of them
So i got in my car, the seats are leaned back, and soft soul music is playing. Wtf happened last night.
Pretty sure I left lotion and my bra in your car. I've secured your fathers belief that your straight. You can thank me later
Nope. Can't afford girlfriends. Still looking for the 25 year old bisexual tripled who owns a brewery or a casino.. the search continues....
i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
Johns diaper came in the mail. He's freaking out thinking there's some conspiracy going on since he sharted on the drive home from st. Louis
I'm going to tattoo a maze on my back for the next fucker that tries to blow early ....
It's a delicate game of how much porn can I look at without the other interns noticing.
What does that mean when you have a child masturbating in your dream? Is that weird?
Please tell me there is not a bookmark on your browser with the title "Christmas Porn"
I had a dream he was standing in front of me naked and flexing while yelling VICTORY and gizzing all over the floor.
the night was just a blur of sex and pie
Stop getting drunk and running away. I can'tell chase you. Iim in heels and have big boobs. Running is a bad idea for me.
Should we make a shared Google doc list of places we want to fuck? Like a scavenger hunt?
Randomize
