he just texted me two pictures of his dick. i feel i should rethink whatever vibe im obviously giving out
so is it as big as he says?
he put a tube of toothpaste next to it as a reference. it looks legit
Ugh, here's a dating tip. Hairy legs are a major turn off
i am high, trapped with a bunch of skaters and asians watching a cat on lsd on youtube, the girl on the couch next to me is getting fingered, and there is lady gaga playing. god has forgetten about me
Just had to have the guy at Sprint clear the dried cum out of the trackball on my Blackberry. Wonder if that happens to him often.
all they had in the fridge was rum and filled water balloons
Its kinda awkward hearing him say the food taste like ass considering what he did last night.
Just finished off a roll of paper towels. Celebration blunt?
I don't understand but I'll be there in 5
I'm missing some hair, but it's cool. Breadsticks are done.
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
We are going to get high as balls and watch netflix
THIS IS WHAT BEING AN ADULT LOOKS LIKE
I really shouldn't be this use to hearing "YOURE THAT GIRL?!?!"
I just want you to know that I think it is hilarious and wonderful that 40s are now your alcohol of choice.
You texted me the words "butt stuff" 53 times in a four hour period last night.
I threw up in the bathtub last night like a decent human being.
Southwest doesn't have zingzang bloody Mary mix. I'm gonna file a complaint with the FAA
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