How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
It was at that point the crowd that gathered realized i wasn't getting arrested, and passed the sobriety tests. I got a standing ovation from 25 strangers
I stood up and a chip flew out of my shirt and landed in the chip dish. I just walked away.
She just got back from rehab. You dont celebrate that with margaritas.
drunk me just left notes all around the apt to remind shitfaced me that i have mashed potatoes in the fridge. do not take them down if you come home before me.
I need to stop drinking. Side note- we have a party bus tonight. So the drinking will have to end after that
We just threw our carpet out of our room. Via fourth floor window style.
I think I slept in the cheesecake last night. Either that or I had a wet dream. Whatever happened I need to wash my pants.
Just found a bottle of tequila in the washer.
So I love how we keep introducing our friends to sex toys. It's like pay it forward vibrator edition.
Well I think it's fate. Considering march is my fave month because it's my birthday and st. Patrick's day. And his name is Patrick. I'm sleeping with him all through march. No question.
I have one of those hangovers where you visualize how awesome it would be to climb in your fridge and drink glacier water
I'm doing running of the bulls tomorrow at 7am...except in New Orleans roller derby girls chase you.
I just want to have sex that doesn't end like a B-rated horror movie.
I’m excited to finally meet my stalkee and his penis!
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