On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
Laziness has reached now heights if you too unmotivated to buy pot
this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
I had just got her shirt off when I realized that I was about to fuck Chewbacca from Star Wars. The way she moaned confirmed that I was.
pray for me tomorrow cause I have a midterm that I've mostly studied for by watching Bill Nye episodes on the subject...
the best job he will get is a sex ed teacher in alabama
your idea of a balenced meal is a microwave frozen burrito, a cup of ramen noodles, and a can of budlight. honestly tell me how your resolution is to lose weight,
I'm in the line at the airport trying not to vomit on the person in front of me. Happy Tuesday.
When they saw it was the 7th inning of the baseball game one took off running for the beer stand while his friend is yelling "BUY THE KEG"!
I want to do something romantic. Like gargle champagne before I put your dick in my mouth.
Oh god, so much rum. I think I was in a shotgun wedding with a Bacardi promotion girl.
And that's why we do second round interviews for possible roommates.
Whoever labeled dysfunctional a bad thing obviously never saw this frinedship coming.
Did you put Dave Matthews band on the playlist? It's really hard to funnel when "Crash Into Me" kicks in.
All he gave me was a sore vagina and film suggestions
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