Those balls look pretty dangerous.
My mom just bought me $200 worth of booze on the condition that I promise I won't have to go to rehab eventually
so we started it doggy style, but since we were really drunk kinda fell to the side and turned into a 'lazy dog'... my new favorite position btw
If you could smell my eyes you'd understand the whole story
Why would you hook up with someone whos known for peeibg in someones mouth
Hey remember that night when you sang Fergie to me? I think that's the exact moment in time when the thought "I could be faithful to this man" came into serious consideration.
Why do i feel like Captain Hook just gave me a pap smear?
I don't think the best pickup line was. Hey I have never made a girl orgasm before but I'm sure it will work on someone like you.
I tried to talk to him, but he didn't recognize me at first. I had to show him the top of my head and then he remembered.
Drinking Patron always ends with me puking or receiving anal. So make your move when I start ordering it.
Omg one side of my Labia is asleep. Has that ever happened to you?
Dude hobos go hard. I learned a lot last night.
If muffins & morning blowjobs don't make him happy, frankly, I don't think anything will.
he woke up this morning, drunk as fuck, butt ass naked, and he had left grandmas gun on the counter and doesn't know why.
Since when is my clitoris pierced?
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