the new apple iphone has a feature that can find itself if you lose it, apple is getting closer to making a phone completely drunkproof...
Every time I find out someone else from high school got pregnant accidentally, I want to declare victory over them.
Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
well right now he's telling us a story how he befriended a racoon
He was spoon feeding me wine all night.
i'm currently connecting with my tribal roots aka i just found my recorder from 3rd grade music class... be ready for the recording
I can affiliate each flavor of Copenhagen to a different one night stand. I really love Texas.
Mike found the condom wrapper on the washing machine and looked at me and said "Magnum? NICE girl. Get that nut!" then proceeded to puke in a cup
Am I allowed to be in denial about being gay again? Or is that one of those things you can't do?
My ex came over to hook up...then I went on a date 2 hours later and got a bj. Single: Finally doing it right.
I'm trying to be celibate. I'm having me time. I'm eating cake.
Topless Tuesday? One of us will be really happy the other not so much.
Can we smoke pot out of a menorah?
I don't want to date him...I just want him to cheat on his girlfriend with me.
We got stoned and watched Disney movies all night. I think I'm in love.
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