It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
my tits taste like a pina colada. how often do you get to say that?
Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
Its the Friday before break. There are 20 kids in my 300 person lecture hall. All with the same what the fuck am I doing here look on there face.
I'm sorry but all I really read was "my nipples will get hard."
i think im the only person who makes thank you cards for their drug dealer
we were fucking and all I could think about is how my silly bands were glowing in the dark.
hey did i steal that bike before or after the ball dropped, casue i might have broken my resolution already
I dont know how to say this. But the hottest girl where im at has one arm.
It was honestly like he was directing a porno or something. he kept telling different people to grab other people's boobs, it was all very artistic.
I don't even know what beauty is right now. I wouldn't even pity fuck me today.
I generally just try to vote by which candidate I think has the bigger dick. Sorry Romney.
Regardless of your intentions, deep throating a Twinkie is NOT sexy. You owe that poor cashier an apology the next time you pump gas.
I'm still questioning who dropped me off last night. So successful wedding?
Oh no. He's definitely text-flirting with me. No straight man over 30 has any other excuse to use so many smiley faces...
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