btw, but what hole was i in last night? wanna know if i have to worry
We video chatted for almost two hours. But I woke up with puke on my keyboard. The question of the day: were we still chatting when I vommed? No idea.
this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
I just had my first experience getting hit on by a guy. It was really awkward, he touched my chest and invited me to a gay bar because "women get drunk and let their guard down at gay bars"
thats actually pretty good logic
He said he got a lot of action last night. I asked how much? And he said he got to see down her shirt. Freshmen never cease to amaze me.
I don't know what happened to get you in this mentality. This time last year your were ass up on a hotel bathroom counter getting licked by a stranger.
He called the drink "The Annexation of Puerto Rico". He wouldn't tell us whats in it but said that we should all fear for our lives. Let's do this.
I just singed the hair in my nose trying to re-light a joint. now all i can smell is burnt hair. day ruiner
She looks like a beluga.
I want to splash her with water and when she screams say "I didn't want you to die. You looked parched"
Was your wine and cheese snap taken from the toilet?
I'm sorry if you weren't drunk enough to be peer pressured into the naked dancing/group make out that transpired last night
Hooked up with a 20 year old. Only reason I did was cos I thought he was 18
I wish my nipples were as well behaved as yours.
I know it's just really hard to give up sex and cigs during a blizzard
11:30 and people are pissing in the sink. It's gonna be a good night.
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