its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
She was really sick last night--but i was too drunk to bring her chicken noodle soup after the bar, so went by taco bell and got her a chicken burrito instead
If I start taking birth control 8 days after we had sex do you think it'll stop the baby from being made?
I feel like we should actually go to church one of these days to thank god for saving us from herpes and babies.
he threw up in a solo cup, then washed it out and used it to play flip cup. Im not sure if thats resourceful or disgusting.
him being a republican bothers me way more than his coke problem.
I vote for a trading skills night. You teach me to juggle, I'll teach you knife fighting, and we'll both learn banjo
Do you think wearing a shirt that says I like penis is too much for tonight?
So when this rash is gone wanna hang out?
THIS IS NOT A DECISION I MADE AT ONE IN THE MORNING IM JUST GETTING AROUND TO TELLING YOU ABOUT IT NOW
Ever wonder what all the drugs you've ever done would look like put together?
Heaven. . It would look like heaven
I did however clean up the cupcakes and vomit so I'm not that bad of a roommate
No, the high point was when you stood on a chair and shouted you were the god of tits and wine.
that sounds horrible...
what could possibly go wrong attempting to re-enact the dinosaur capture scene from Jurrasic Park... I have the net gun and camcorder you have the dino costume and can run
Haha holy fuck. i dont remember much after pissing on your ex's flaming nude pics.
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