So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
Holy jesus god. My teeth taste like street.
i keep walking around campus wondering if anyone is as stoned as i am
just heard this guy tell a story about how he got boat head. i want his life
The stripper from Delilahs paid the desk clerk to find out my room #. Either Im doin something very right or she's doing it worng.
2012 needs to end already. I've exceeded my quota for People Who Have Accidentally Seen My Tits.
I puked and rallied in front of a cop...and then waved at him....
Just checked in with my friend who walked in on us. He thinks you two had a spiritual connection and he's bugging out
He was also rolling face on molly so his perception of divinity might be slightly off
sooo the guy I beat last night in strip pong is the manager's husband at my new job...
He texted "fuck you" before blocking me on all social media. Come to think of it, that's also the last thing my mother said to me. Could it be that I'm the problem?
Yeah well I just had an orgasm on my bathroom floor so there's a first for everything I guess
wtf guys I thought we agreed on no more knives. So much for not destroying the house
P.s. There are few things I love more than brand new mascara and you are one of them.
We played 2 very competitive games of Jenga and then fucked our brains out... BEST. RELATIONSHIP. EVER.
You really need to stop getting injured so often it's really starting to negatively impact my sex life. Oh and get well soon. . . no seriously though hurry the fuck up.
Randomize