Currently looking for a new liver on ebay. Struggle.
we just toasted to your mouth on alex's balls at the bar
Just watched my manager erase "we've been 2 days wo an accident" and change it to "0" these ppl are too high.
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
I only have two new blunt burns this year as opposed to freshman year's 6. This is growing up.
I never had a problem I couldn't slut my way out of.
He puked on the grill while the burgers were on. We had to go to taco bell
Not going outside. I may melt into a puddle of wine
Maybe the downfall to liking really smart guys is that they're to smart to think about sex all the time.
if things do not go as planned you should see me walking down I81 blindfolded and pantless
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
She slapped me in the face with a McDouble. Just threw it right at my face while I was driving... That is why we can't bring her out in public.
It's the warm chocolate goeyness of a brownie combined with the heavenly taste of weed-smell... Why have I never done this before?
And he listens to me when I talk to him like the hulk.
my goldfish that i got the day i lost my virginity just died. im terrified as to what this symbolically means for my sex life
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