just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
No, I'm talking to this Chinese girl. Can't understand a word she's saying, but i think i caught the word vagina a few times.
I'm pretty sure the only race ive ever won was to my mothers egg
if i wake up one more time on my porch im gonna start considering myself homeless
They had half off shots during the fourth quarter. I was powerless.
You said you were going to take the sideview mirror to your own car so that nobody would steal it. Thats why you woke up with it.
He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
Maybe it's the vicodin, but all I wanna do is hunt wild hogs.
No, this is a senior booty call. It cannot be ignored.
The shit show didn't end. it just relocated itself to my apartment instead of yours.
you also need to get my treadmill fixed.
Nice just gets you lonely or dead. I don't like those options.
I wanted sex but got Ace Ventura: Pet Detective, instead. Then I had to drive 30 minutes home wet. Worst booty call, ever.
Well I'm going to hell. But I'm going after multiple orgasms.
Hey don't blame me, picking what flavor of condom to put on my dick is a very difficult selection process
I said he looked like a lumberjack and that's when he came. I guess he liked the beard compliment?
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