butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
Journey is playing on the radio....I think it is a sign I am going to pass my drug test
I just realized that the music from spongebob is also used in real sex HBO.
Well, if they're both my boyfriend.. Then i cheated on both of them.
BIGGER SANDWIJH COME NIW OR DIE
You know, it doesn't really count as a walk of shame if you guys showered together the next morning
If you like her enough, bring her with. If not, eloquently cunt punt that bitch through the field goals of life.
Um...It has come to my attention that I may have said some rather vulgar things about Sean Connery to you and anyone listening last night, so...I apologize for that. I meant the things I said. But still. Sorry.
This is the Santa Claus of hangovers. It just keeps giving.
I did get to watch you pee, tho. That counts as another precious moment.
I went to Christian school in the 90s. I can finger blast anything, but dignity.
If so I'm coming over there. There's no way I'm having "hello, how are you" conversations with my neighbors on acid
I've faked every orgasm I've ever had, I think I can fake being sick for 8 hours.
I serenaded the cat in the hat for a few 90s songs but idk who he is
Julius Caesar had a huge penis
WTF are you reading?
Ha ha! No, the guy in the Caesar costume last night. We hooked up. His dick was huge
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