I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
The more I sober up, the more sick I am/realize how weird dancing around a wine bottle was
You know, I really only think drinking is a problem if you're not good at it.
I don't think i can handle my uncle say again that kid rock is a true musician....
He walked into the bar right as I was licking the shotglass clean. We made eye contact for way too long..
He's basically me if I was an 8-yr-old boy. It's like looking into a pudgy terrifying mirror
Every time I someone I meet again from that wedding it turns into the "Oh your the guy who puked in the hallway and passed out in front of the elevator."
I wanted lighthearted conversation about ordering bulk condoms and anal lube but he's depressed and talking about god hating him, ugh
I'm currently sitting beside my brother who is taking a bath and feeding him nachos while he covers his genitals. If that's not sibling bonding then I don't know what is
I'm pants less watching buffy the vampire slayer drinking rum. I'm not that hard to impress
Just went grocery shopping with a vibrator in my purse and didn't even realize it. This is what Saturdays are made for.
I know he's only a bandaid for my emotional disrepair, but he can stick me anytime!!
so.. he paid for my flight to vegas, took me to shows, bought my drinks and STILL rescued my drunk ass after i ditched him. i HAD to cuddle with him this morning.. fair exchange, right?!
I don’t have enough daddy issues for this shit, make him go away
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