The bar is filled with bros right now. Sucks I had to pay $5 to find that out.
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
I am sitting on the floor by my oven watching my cookie dough blossom. This is a whole new level of fat
There is a newly found video on my phone of me following you to the bathroom to watch you throw up. sorry I didn't hold your hair
I just don't know what he sees in my vagina...and that scares me.
No, he's ok. He just broke his teeth on the stripper pole. No biggie.
In honor of the internet blackout, I think everyone needs to change their Facebook pictures to ones of them being blacked out.
He got completely naked and is now just standee there next to my bed poking at my hamster. Why can't I get sex the normal way.
I tried to force my roommate into a sink last night. And I almost won.
I'm back in the dating scene now... Since the legality issue calmed down. And my stalking charges were dropped.
maybe if I avoid him long enough we could skip the talking part of "we need to talk"
We knew we were dealing with a pro when some random guy at the bar thew you over his shoulder and you still didn't spill your drink
Strangely enough, that's not the first time that's happened
I needed to bring way more fireball to class to match this professors intensity
90% sure the total babe I have been talking to all night has a kid. Ugh, so sad right now.
Im so high
I wore my lizzie mcguire socks to the bar last night. Because that's how i get all the ladiez
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