Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
who knew getting puke in ur hair could make it look so cute and curly. minus the crusty puke part
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
I wish we had a justin bieber to wanna fuck when we were younger... But noooo we just had hanson
had a convo with my professor before class while peeing... new level of awkward or a breakthrough in our relationship? i feel like there is no longer a professional boundary.
I'm pretty sure my penis yawned halfway through. That loose.
This adderall has me convinced I'm an Econ major.
The 9th floor RA wants to know why we stacked 21 cinder blocks in the shower, and I can't remember. Do you?
Golf group in front of us has 2 hooker caddies. One guy was getting a lap dance as he waited to tee off. Only in vegas.
You pissed off the back deck while listening to the national anthem from your phone screaming America Fuck Yea to my neighbors
I'm at a gyno in Japan. Safe to say every possible rule of etiquette is about to be broken. Buckle up, motherfuckers.
It's been awhile, you pregnant yet?
I'm more than my video games and dildo collection
Waxing your own asshole is awkward and difficult at best.
These girls next to us are doing shots called bath salts. Sadly this is the classiest bar I've been to since i moved to PA
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