Reading in my econ of energy textbook about the US' largest oil spill from the 1990's.. guess i can't sell this one back either
Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
Got high and weighed everything in the house. My head is 16.2 pounds. Is that ok?
Remember the girl passed out in front of my fireplace?
One day her vagina is just going to shrivel up and seal itself with it's self preservation mechanism
I'm so tired I just poured monster in my coffee.
And it tastes incredible.
And I have chest pains.
All I want is to get as high as I did that time I started hallucinating that my brother was becoming a monkey and I saw my mum on every surface of your room.
Are you sure he's still you're boyfriend when you're sober?
Why make bad decisions when I can watch you?
Well that's very sweet of you. I have a strange feeling you're going to regret this when you sober up.
NO REGRETS FUCK DA POLICE
I'm seriously considering selling my books back early. I don't use them anyways and I could really use the beer money..
Jesus fuck. I just hit on him in front of the whole fire department. They hit the sirens and told us to get a room. FML. I can never go back to that fire station again...
Theres a woman here with grey hair that im pretty sure i would have sex with
Still riding the magical train of drugs so, yeah, Id say I feel great
You're like a care bear with a big cock & a sexual prowess that would put the mighty Thor to shame.
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