He has some good qualities. Beneath the layers of asshole and fat.
we fucked to don't stop believing. most epic sex EVER.
we've been at disney 20 seconds and she already got the cops called over
I was just texting to see if your vagina was working yet.
Oh please. You given/recieved a handjob out in public. I think that shy ship has sailed.
So the girl in front of me was buying champagne too .. I wanted to be like "so are you celebrating clean test results too?"
the girl walking home behind me started yelling and pointing "i want an ass like hers!" i feel vaguely accomplished.
He sent me a picture; erect penis, cat in hand and no pants on. He got a boob pic for that one.
You definitely in your drunken state were really concerned you would forget to buy milk today
You both ran and jumped into the tub yelling Jamaican bobsled team
I thought my life was going to shit but then I read about Amanda Bynes and I realize it's not so bad
and then I partied with my new dealers deaf pit bull. All around a good night I'd say...
how don't worse things happen to you?
A thong just fell out of my purse in front of my whole class maybe I should stop using this morning class as my walk of shame
Tip: never mention Guy Fieri during sex
Did I tell you about the swingers? Because I think they're trying to trap me.
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