watching a depressing episode of spongebob while high is the most depressing thing i have ever experienced
I don't even know why I got my vag waxed
Ugh, tell me about it. As each day passes and the hair grows more, I get a little more depressed.
I knew we should have skipped class earlier, my lab partner is drunk from last night and making up his own experiments.
I woke up wearing nothing but 7 partially eaten candy necklaces. Only one was around my neck. Don't even try to tell me I don't need plan B.
that blow job was not worth the clinginess that will follow
My male hookup buddy is gonna meet my female hookup buddy, let the awkward hookup games begin!
I want a nosebag of coke after my exam. Like what horses have. Coked up horses. No excuses. I love you.
I AM SENDING THIS TEXT MESSAGE SO I DON'T LOOK AT HIM. THANK YOU FOR RECEIVING IT.
theres chocolate ground into my couch, nerds candy all over the floor and cocaine on every surface. great memorial day weekend and yours?
Listen I'm a sentimental character under all this alcohol and ratchetry
A big dick and how quickly they respond to snapchat is all I look for in a guy
struggle bus is officially taking me on a road trip to hell. If this is just the first destination, I'll jump out the fucking window.
I woke up in a toga after going to a Hawaiian party. I don't even know.
Well I took a spicy wing shit in a field this morning.
Woke up. Found about 20 condoms upstairs. A hole in the couch. Bread on the floor. Going back to sleep.
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