'fingered' and 'feelings' NEVER belong in the same sentence.
it's a girl!!
That's great, I look forward to meeting her in 18 years
I'm a fake celebrity on twitter. I need a life.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
slowly transforming into a stationary lump of steel. how can you tell me that was JUST weed
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
im about 40 per cent sure i invited the bouncer to our pajama party next weekend...
My goal for break? Fuck all my exes in reverse order.
announcing that you were the mayor of bjtown got their attention.
Hey so when you left last night was i wearing shoes?
I remember caressing his hands asking him if he moisturized, then i proceeded to put his hands on my face
valentines day is a day for loved ones to share. So me and my vibrator. Happy holidays.
I was gonna jerk off, but then I thought about that movie last night and it killed that idea. I have serious boner trauma.
It's like the cookie assaulted me with being high.
I mean, I let him sleep with me after we both ate taco bell sober... That's kinda like love, right?
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