My new storm is the chrons
The only reason I needed a new one is bc I threw up on my other one(248): And since Verizon doesn't have a throw up test, I was eligible for a new one
This is a mass text. Does anyone know where I am?
He really likes Obama...and Bill Clinton too. He said "I mean, how many presidents can say that they got head in the oval office?"
Soulmates.
its like she was born with a silver dick in her mouth
I feel like hell. The amount of black beans I found in my hair tells me I hit rock bottom
Well you are. Awfully cute even. Like baby bunnies. And tiny, tiny penises. You know.
hey i found one of your nipple clamps under my couch, i miss you!
I BIT YOU IN THE DINING ROOM. I bit you and you crunched
Does he cat effect his dick pics to you? Because THAT is true love
I don't know man, I have to ask my girlfriend if I can borrow my balls from her purse.
So how do you explain to your boss that Siri called him mid sex?
i just passed i guy i once let listen to me masterbate on the phone...nyc is not big enough
then this guy just runs in screaming, "cant you see my daughter pissed herself???!!!" and that was the start of my 2016.
STOP SENDING ME NAKED PICTURES WHEN I'M TRYING TO TEACH. MONDAY TUESDAY 1-3 IS A DICK AND ARSE FREE ZONE
I am way to hungover for it to be Thursday.
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