Why does it say "go to Planned Parenthood tomorrow" on my dry-erase board?
on a side note you can NOT make bong water out of a pear
Yes..we had amazing sex that I have a 50 percent chance of remembering.
she was sobbing drunk in the backseat about her dead cat and how the guy in the front seat didn't want to hook up with her
Is waterboarding an exceptable way of getting sober?
Everyone is hammered wasted already...young, old, the dying, babies...we got them all
Her boyfriend was hitting on other girls while drunk. But, she said she was okay with it because she is a feminist and she supports all women's decisions.
Every time you started making out for him we all cheered for you... that's what sorority sisters do - they cheer you on when you make bad life decisions at the bar.
No I did not just post a Craigslist ad for a used stripper pole because I can't afford my own. But now that you put the idea in my head I might have to.
Does being an adult mean drunkenly signing for your tax return from a foreign country? If so, I've reached adulthood.
Im wearing black today mourning the orgasm i couldn't get this morning :(
Had sex outside for the third time last night. Mosquito bites all over my ass, and i think i have a rash on my nipples. When will i learn.
Just wait till winter
Who cares if he’s younger, he’s hung like a moose. Your vagina will never forgive you if you pass on that dick
His idea of hot sex is sticking his finger in my dark star while doing me Missionary style. You can tell he's from the Bible Belt.
Does he smell like BBQ?
Inside and out.
I’m going down on him like an Oompah Loompah on roller skates.
That makes no sense, but good luck
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