one might say we're banned from that church
know what turns me on? long, stringy hair on a pasty looking girl with an overstuffed backpack and kneepads over her jeans in case she falls off her scooter
your less of a man for seeing that
No I'm not okay I had a crush on the singer of Tokio Hotel for four months and now you tell me he's a dude?
I love how adderall is equivalent to money on a college campus. just got a ride home and paid the driver in adderall...yeeah buddy
He tried to say the picture wasn't him. Like I'd forget his curved boner.
oh god was she eating orange peels again
Shots and making dong molds for my gf's friends. Typical Monday night activities.
But life is now good. Well, not good, good would be not wearing the penis hat with the extended family of the boy I just cheated on, but as good as it's going to get today
I've been smelling a baby wipe for three minutes. I didn't think I was that drunk but I guess I am
Seriously! We need to take her a thank you note or something. She puts up with the drugs and the extremely loud sex. She deserves a thank you card.
Cheese, the small of a woman's back, the universe, mountains, vampiric demons, sleep, and dreams.
I don't particularly remember setting a firecracker off in my hand. No more tequila.
He just jumped up off the couch, screamed "ITS OVER NINE THOUSAND!" And then attempted to fly out the window like a bird. I don't know nor do I care to know what just happened
i just got carded for condoms. wtf.....this is new. isnt safe sex a good thing?
My friends said as soon as you walked in, I motor boated you like there was no tomorrow.
Yeah, I liked it.
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