Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
BEES IN MY FUCKING PANTS. HELP.
I wonder sometimes what your vagina thinks about you.
we just did breakfast shots, I have a black eye and savage garden is on . Best weekend ever
Remember the 3 things that are off limits? They're fair game if you get here in the next 5 minutes
I will give you all my nachos to make this happen
Oh man, buzzed lunch fridays almost got out of hand.
Nothing says "Good Morning" like Jell-o shots and coffee cakes.
If it's up to me, I'll already have my pants on and walking out before he gets soft afterward.
I want to get back to junior year skinny- without all the drugs.
She found my old SD card with stuff I "didn't keep" or "didn't record us doing".... She's pissed but really horny. Did I just win at sex?
Would you go as one half of Harry and Lloyd in Tuxes to Aaron's wedding?
And then the night went full on bisexual.
I'm not even 100% sure what it is, but if it involves Thor and Doritos, I'm in
My neighbor was my D.A.R.E officer and I feel like I've defeated him by smoking weed outside everyday
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