Dan is more possessive of me than a Michael Jackson is of McCully Caulkin
was*
True, R.I.P.
It was kinda bitchy last night when i brought up my pregnancy scare and you said "shotty playing with it"
at least after i hook up with someone i have the decency to ignore them
He's a fan of Alicia Keys on Facebook. It doesn't NEED to say 'interested in men'.
So my boyfriend is on his way over and there is no time to wash the sheets from when I had his roommate over earlier. Put them in the dryer with a damp bounce sheet. Win?
This is a whole new level of slut for you....do they smell ok?
TOMORROW NIGHT CAN I HOLD YOU LIKE A BABY
It's barely 9 am & I've already had an ice cube IN my vagina
I wish someone would just come knock on my door and fuck me already so that me and my stuffed animals aren't the only ones who see my amazing spring break tan. I'm not getting skin cancer so I can just sit here abstinent.
No. I'm laying on the floor naked. I almost made it to the shower
This could be the definition of living by yourself
Sorry, but when you makeout with a guy in a panda suit, you know something has to change.
Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.
you seriously don't remember..? but then again, you were taking shots by yourself for like 30mins
I actually haven't slept with anyone in a while. I think my whore phase is just seasonal.
I REALLY NEED TO STOP CELEBRATING THAT FUCKING HOLIDAY
So she was amazing, that's what. Idk if it was the blow or the blowjob, but both my heads are still tingling.
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