Breakfast of vicodin and eggs out of a solo cup at about three in the afternoon on a wednesday...I have my life together
so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
Her vagina smelled like pancake batter. That's all you need to know.
Bad news: I found out that girl you want has a boyfriend. Good news: she'll probably cheat on him with you. Better news: after seeing the way she treats him, that's the most interaction you're going to want with her anyway. Trust me.
It's now 8:05 on a Wednesday night and I'm already going home with my bra in my purse.
He put chocks of wood in front of his doors to stop me from leaving. I'm not nearly drunk enough for that to be appropriate behaviour.
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
Hey, sorry for threatening to teabag your mom to death last night
All this studying of HIV makes me want to have sex with you.
Now we just need to figure out why your underwear was in your bra
I'm actually really happy I can say that my first body shot was out of a gay strippers massively ripped chest
Cats are difficult to handle. Also they are impossible to baptize.
You bet your firm but soft ass I miss you
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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