Yeah, but thats the third time she's peed on me.
just got my goo swallowed for the first time. colors seem so much more vivid now, and more rainbows are outside
Is drinking merlot and watching womens figure skating by myself gay?
of course he's cheating on me, she's 100x prettier and she can do the splits
All I could understand from his text was "hatchet" "soccer" & "bitch". its safe to say andy has had enough to drink & will be violent soon
i have one question about last night
if this is about your fridge being filled with hotdogs, sour cream, and PB&J open-faced sandwiches, i can explain
nothing like baby laughter to ruin a masturbation moment
That penis you're staring at is the penis of heartbreak. Stay away. It will break your heart AND keep you away from other penises. BACK. OFF. THE PENIS.
ur roommate just sent me a pic of us fucking. i'm not coming over anymore.
Well who could blame her. I would run away from me if I could.
Who was the person who brought the rooster when they won @ beer pong
Remember when we tried to have fun last time..? I got put in a choke hold and you woke up in some ones car.
I'm sober now, I ate a whole cantaloupe.
Woke up with a pineapple again... where do i keep on getting these ??
I can’t believe I made out with a flat earther and didn’t know about it until now!
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